Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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