Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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