Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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