were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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