I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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