Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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