this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
