Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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