But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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