I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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