So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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