Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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