Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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