Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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