I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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