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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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