As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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