he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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