do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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