you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have fence marks all over my body
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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