he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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