You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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