we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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