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(904): View more from Florida

So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5

(312): View more from Illinois

Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy

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(917): View more from New York City

i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany

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(757): View more from Virginia

I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"

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(910): View more from North Carolina

And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.

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(650): View more from California

That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.

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(360): View more from Washington

We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.

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(407): View more from Florida

He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.

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(914): View more from New York

There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?

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