The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Randomize
