if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We had to coat check the pizza.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
wow bdsm is so cute
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