Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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