People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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