So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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