so that wasnt chicken after all
I think i peed on brittanys purse
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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