Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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