3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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