Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
