I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
vagina is talking i cant
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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