the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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