Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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