Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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