HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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