Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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