The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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