Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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