i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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