I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Randomize