It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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