question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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