currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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