It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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