I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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