we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
