if i died would you start the facebook group?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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