Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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