New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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