I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
