Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
did i walk over a car last night?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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